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taglines[0]="Our characters are not liberal, progressive, forward thinking people. - Cag";
taglines[1]="<b>FIMBULWINTER - CHRISTMAS DOES COME IN JULY!</b>   <i>In a world where Santa got fed up with milk and cookies...</i> - Sajuuk";
taglines[2]="It's okay if I'm a demon. I'll just use my hellish tools to make you listen.";
taglines[3]="If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed, then I must simply laugh.";
taglines[4]="How much non-lethal damage can you take before you die? - TheDude51";
taglines[5]="You!  Your character's build displeases me! Come to the boards for nerfing! - Cag";
taglines[6]="Luis, go <b><i>motivate</b></i> the troops! - Sajuuk";
taglines[7]="Empty stomachs are our enemies.";
taglines[8]="Hokay, so heres the &#60;noun&#62;, chilling.  Damn that is one sweet &#60;noun&#62; you might say...";
taglines[9]="ERROR!!!!! - warforged barbarian (attributed to littleangryman)";
taglines[10]="If the site goes down in the next day or two, just pick up your copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and read the cover... - Sajuuk";
taglines[11]="The one con...<i>TO RULE THEM ALL!!!</i> - Sajuuk";
taglines[12]="I AM PHILADEPHIA!!! - Cag";
taglines[13]="Japs aren't asians, they're wannabe white people. - TaurenExcrement";
taglines[14]="PERMISSION TO BOARD DENIED!! - Sajuuk";
taglines[15]="Time is the school in which we learn...Time is the fire in which we burn.";
taglines[16]="Tickle us, do we not laugh?  Prick us, do we not bleed?  Wrong us, shall we not seek revenge?";
taglines[17]="Some say the world will end in fire.  Others in ice.  From what i've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire.";
taglines[18]="So I've got this great idea.  I'm going to use my hat of disguise to... - Sajuuk";
taglines[19]="[][][][][][][] [][][][][] - Cag";
taglines[20]="&#945;&#965;&#964;&#942; &#949;&#943;&#957;&#945;&#953; &#951; &#931;&#960;&#940;&#961;&#964;&#951;!!!!"
taglines[21]="No wonder Misalin's broke!  We spent all of our money on Silver Knight Application forms! - cag";
taglines[22]="They're up to something! We should chase them down!... oh noes. - Kovis";
taglines[23]="INNARDS!!! - cag";
taglines[24]="OUTARDS!!! - Squall255";
taglines[25]="Nice, but watch that aggro next time. - Laharl";
taglines[26]="Swag.  Swag!  Swag?  SWAG!!! Swaggity Swag! - beejaz, cag, littleangryman, and Sajuuk";
taglines[27]="orly? yarly! gnarly. - cag and sajuuk";
taglines[28]="that's...it? - Tristan.  Has anyone ever told you that some exfoliants would really moisten that hard, dry skin of yours? - Teodor ";
taglines[29]="YOUR OPINION HAS FAILED!! - cag";
taglines[30]="Favored Soul, its like Red Bull for your D&D character! - sajuuk";
taglines[31]="but Dead Baby Powers = badass Pirate Captain - Squall";
taglines[32]="Great.  The cavalry shows up AFTER the place gets turn into Dresden. - littleangryman";
taglines[33]="they failed by 14, thats BEYOND shaken.  Thats like shitting bricks shaken";
taglines[34]="I think I'll invest in the First Bank of Essentia - laharl";
taglines[35]="We freed the slaves! and then promptly irradiated them... and thats how we were demoted to janitors... - cag";
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